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“Obama declares a law against breaking up Klaine as it is ‘illegal to sink the president’s ships.’”

“Obama gives FOX networks one more episode to correct its mistakes before buying Klaine and moving them to HBO.”

“Obama alerts world leaders of possible international crisis as the Break-Up draws nearer and nearer. ‘We might be facing the biggest amount of fandom creys in history.’”

“Obama declares March 15th to be a International Holiday, disregards the protest of other leaders: ‘Screw you, Lizzy, Kurt and Blaine are the only queens I care about!’”

“Obama raises eyebrows with his new logo: a yellow bird and a simple ‘thank you’ written beautifully underneath it.”

“Obama promises the starting fund to anyone who is willing to make a movie based on Klaine fanfiction.” 

“Obama publishes a ficrec list. His government is now glued to the computer.”

“Obama declares: I’m branching out to TV producing, the lack of Klisses has opened my eyes to this new career.”

“Obama reacts to a sudden rage against gay marriage: ‘Excuse me? I can’t hear you over the perfection of my OTP.”

“Obama chooses a school in Lima, Ohio and names it the Klaine high school of Equality.”

“The world leaders all gathered to the White House for a special Klaine themed slumber party. World peace has become reality.”

“The world leaders all gathered to the White House for a special Klaine themed slumber party. World peace has become reality.”

Saana, I am keeping this forever, jsyk.

-adding to this as we go along-

—I should probably just wait and post them all at once but oh well.—

(Source: sir-pyllero)